Wednesday, March 10, 2010

An Open Apology.

Dear Grandparents,

We are so looking forward to your visits in the upcoming weeks. I have been scrubbing every inch of my house to make it ready for your welcome. I've picked out your sheets, stocked up on yummy soap, used lavender in the guest towels, planned a menu, and nagged The Spouse about possible things to do and places to visit.

But alas.
The Terrible Toddlers have found us, right on cue.
And I'm really not kidding when I warn: She bites.



  1. What else are grandparents for, if not to provide nibbles?

  2. So... you give her a box of oversized cigarettes to help her cope?!

  3. seriously - what is IN that box????