I love New Year's Resolutions.
I get into the whole spirit of the thing, complete with a topic and themes and divisions.
But I'm thinking this year, the theme should be "Keeping it Real" and my resolutions would go something like this:
Go to church.
Don't eat all the kid's fruit snacks, while at church.
Consume your own weight in aspartame.
Be the same weight next year as you are right now.
Don't have to buy clothes in the next size up.
Read more books for avoid housework.
Find even more methods of escapism.
Wife and Mother:
Make sure the TV is on by no later than 7:30 am.
Save the planet--use febreze rather than actually doing laundry.
Spend every penny of the Spouse's hard earned money.
*smug grin* I'm pretty sure I could follow through on THOSE resolutions. My. What a thrill that would be. (Ok. Fine. Real ones are in the works.)