Thursday, October 1, 2009

This May Be the Stupidest Blog Post Ever. Don't Miss It.

It may surprise you to know that I have a weakness. It's true.

I can be pretty good at the Air and Aspartame Diet. Also known as the "Shut your mouth and quit eating everything in sight" diet. It's all the rage.

But I have a downfall.

I can so "No" to so many things. So many good, yummy things. Pie. Homemade bread. Pumpkin and pecan ice cream in a chocolate dipped waffle cone.

But not cheese.

Oh help me, not cheap, American, cheddar cheese.

And I have, apparently, passed on the gene that carries this cheesy weakness to Thing 2.

Which is why, last night, when I was getting dinner on the table, the Spouse picked up the small block of cheese that only two days before had been a LARGE block of cheese and said "We ate this much in TWO DAYS???" I pointed, innocently, at the toddler.

I mean, really. It's possible. That he ate that much. On his own. And cut it. With a knife. By himself.

It's possible, right???

Tell me--do you have any weaknesses?


  1. Chocolate.

    Chocolate pie. Chocolate bars. Chocolate ice cream. Chocolate milk. Chocolate cookies. Chocolate donuts.

    Need I go on? :o)

  2. You are my new best friend.

    I am also trying to break up with cheese. I also have a husband who points in my direction when the cheese block is looking smaller than it should be. :)

  3. Oh, I love that cheese too. And chocolate. And ice cream. And cookies. And donuts. I don't think I have the will power to say no to much-except sea food.