Monday, November 2, 2009

Top 10...

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Doctor Say...

  1. I just don't know what to tell you.
  2. I really think we might be able to write a paper on this.
  3. Oops.
  4. Huh. Well that's weird.
  5. Let me check with my medical dictionaries and get back to you.
  6. Really? I just figured you knew more about it than I did.
  7. My colleagues are gonna freak.
  8. Do you know where to get more information on this?
  9. Wanna see something cool?
  10. Oh my gosh! You have GOT to take a look at this!

All of which I heard at my doctor's office today.

Joy.

6 comments:

  1. My doctor told me that she had no clue what FVL was when I asked to get tested for it, therefore she googled it. Pretty impressive for something 5% of the population has... Thank you very much, but I can google stuff too, you know.

    Idiots!

    Those 10 things sound pretty impressive. Would you make a lot of money if you started a freak show then? :D

    Hope it's nothing though, rather than you getting rich that way...

    Cristina

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  2. You don't have it?! Is that what this all means??? eek!

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  3. oh dear! what a list!
    I just stumbled upon your blog and fell in love with your blog roll description: "Things I read when I should be cleaning" - awesome!

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  4. Oh sweetie- you always make life interesting! Praying for you!

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