- A little trampoline, preferably with a rail to hold on to.
- A Radio Flyer wagon.
- A porch swing for our backyard.
- A week wacker.
He brought home every single item. Plus a mini lawn mower for the kids. Unbelievable.
I'm not as good at Garage Sale Sifting. But I have a bit of the adventurer in me, not to mention a specific dining room set that I'm wanting, so this morning at 7:36, I set out on my periwinkle bike to see what I could see.
Which is when I discovered that there is a whole subculture that I don't know if I was aware of going on in our communities. My first clue was when I stopped briefly to say hello to my next door neighbor. One of the choice items she had for sale was a black lacquer headboard. Fan shaped. With gold accents. She was firm on the price: $200.
I wondered if she was asking that because it played a part on the set of "The Wedding Singer", but I decided not to ask.
I peddled carefully onward.
The street, you must understand, was jam packed. Cars were parked right in the middle of the road as their drivers threw open their doors to claim the treasures awaiting them on other stranger's front lawns. I heard more than a few curses muttered at "The Dealers" who showed up an hour before the official start time and had already filled their trailers with The Really Good Stuff. They had their loot loaded and were weaving their way smugly through traffic just when everyone else was arriving.
But, for the intrepid, there were still treasures to be found.
I was halfway around the neighborhood when I saw it. I mean IT. MY DINING SET.
The exact one.
The one I've been pining over, planning over, dreaming of.
The World Market Lugano Dining Table with Bench and 6 Chairs.
How did The Dealers miss THIS?!!?!? The owner must've put it out late! I kid you not when I say that I ditched my bike in the middle of the sidewalk, even at the risk of someone selling it for a tidy profit, and grandma-power-walked (because running is against my religion) up to the table. No "SOLD" sign. Only a piece of paper that said "Table, bench, and 6 chairs. $200."
I turned to the owner to tell him that he'd just made my entire LIFE... just as the man closer to him said "I'll take that table."
And I died. Right on the spot. The End.
No, but really. REALLY????? I can't even tell you how tempted I was to say "I'll give you double." But I'm unsure of Garage Sale etiquette, and I wasn't sure if that was even acceptable at garage sales.... is it?
So I forlornly went back to my periwinkle bike and peddled mournfully away. *sniff*
Oh well. At least there is one compensation: that black lacquer headboard is still in my neighbor's front yard, in case I change my mind.