Exhibit A: Thing 2 is potty-training.
Exhibit B: Thing 3 is teething.
Thus necessitating:
1. Copious amounts of chocolate chips, ice cream, and even a forbidden grilled cheese toastwich.
2. A re-read of Twilight.
Which has led to:
1. The Biggest Loser workout DVDs glaring up at me accusingly from my desk.
2. A house that would be condemned by the health inspector.
Which means:
1. I'm taking off for the weekend and letting my husband deal with the potty, the teeth, and the mess.
2. Happy Mother's Day to Me.
1. Copious amounts of chocolate chips, ice cream, and even a forbidden grilled cheese toastwich.
2. A re-read of Twilight.
Which has led to:
1. The Biggest Loser workout DVDs glaring up at me accusingly from my desk.
2. A house that would be condemned by the health inspector.
Which means:
1. I'm taking off for the weekend and letting my husband deal with the potty, the teeth, and the mess.
2. Happy Mother's Day to Me.
**
PS: Just so we're clear about this, THIS is Edward Cullen:
NOT this:
That is Cedric Digory with a bad makeup job, bless him.
Don't mess with the pictures in my head, people. ;)
ROFLMBO!! I completely agree with your Edward comment, although I don't know that your Edward would be MY Edward, he's a lot closer then the one who plays him. I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day .. regardless of the naked potty training and teething :(
ReplyDeleteI can't watch Harry Potter without thinking Twilight, and I can't watch Twilight without laughing at the bad acting and worse makeup :) Your Edward is much better. Thanks for the new image!
ReplyDelete:) I should note that the picture of Edward (Henry Cavill) is the one that Stephenie Meyer chose as the person *she* would choose to play Edward, long before the movie was cast. I just happen to think she's dead on, but--I guess, as the author--she would be. ;)
ReplyDeleteJust so! I did not enjoy the movie- so flat! (except when the special affects people were embarrassing themselves), and what in the heck happened to the anticipated Day in the Meadow scene??? The movie was a disappointment- period. By the way, I visited a Doll Show last week-end- there they were,collector editions of Bella and Edward, with price tags attached. They were only slightly more animated than the characters in the movie. >wink< Denise
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! I just found your 'other blog' link from your writing website- you make me laugh... I've not read twilight- my sister is so ultra-over-obsessed with it that it has completely turned me off to the idea- and while I'd much rather envision your Edward, I'm not sure I could get past Cedric... funny, 'cause I saw a few minutes of the end of HP & the GOF the other day, and really, I don't think he did any makeup changes from when he was dead as Cedric to when he took on Edward...
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